Things You Would Never See or Hear in Missouri....

...U-turns are legal
...Spanish Moss is gorgeous!!!!!! (that's what hangs off the trees)
...Pedestrians come out of nowhere and don't use crosswalks-and it is the drivers job to stop for them no matter what the situation
...free standing Chick-fil-A's!!!!!!!!!!!!
...It's not "Thank You" it's "Thank Ya'll"
...Purses are always called Pocketbooks
...You are an oddball if you have never eaten grits.
...a palm tree that is decorated of christmas lights and wreaths.
...somebody wearing short sleeves in December.


I really want a southern accent!